", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Red! A RED Spy is in the base! Red! nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? ], Soldier: "See! When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Then we still have a problem. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. No offence. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." He cwould be nuzzle you! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Stand back, son. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. Wed! Oooh, big pwobwem. Stand back son. Sorry! Cut again to the interview room. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. He picks this one up very carefully. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. He could be in this very room! Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Please see the. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. President of his fan club? So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. It was obvious!" Ahem. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. What'we you? It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. Use this to reduce . The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. A RED Spy is in the base!? ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . ], [Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Safe and sound, mm-hmm. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Gentlemen. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? A RED Spy is in the base! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. Pyro breaks in . Lua | As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! He could be me! Ahem. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! ryland screams and calls him sus! ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! "He's the RED Spy! ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. Ahem. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. No? As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. 4 min ago The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." He could be me! Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! It was obvious!" Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. All rights reserved. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. 23 min ago I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. All rights reserved. Oh, wait that's bwood. A WED Spy is in the base! Oh! Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . Yeah, it is! The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He couwd be me! Alex19 breaks the rules. Stand back son. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. No offense. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. | 1.10 KB, C++ | ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. The legend of the button. Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! Hey, it's stiww hewe! ", Scout: "Whwat're you? Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Privacy Policy. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. It was obvious! He couwd be in this vewy woom! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! A RED Spy is in the base! Alright.Who touched my gun! Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. What're you? "He's the RED Spy! The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. Eeeh aahh.. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. He couwd be me! President of his fan club? stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! Red! Fade to black. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. He could be me! The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! | 2.23 KB, C | He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. The Sniper is dead. Are you kidding me? ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. ", Scout: "What're you? A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. 1! ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. "He's the RED Spy! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot.
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